You put this on a tree. In your yard. For people to look at and laugh heartily and say, "Oh, that Wilson family, they're so whimsical! Let's have them over soon for Parcheesi and decaf."
Because guys aren't stupid enough when they're drinking massive amounts of beer and watching football, they need accessories.
This delightful cherub lawn ornament comes in three separate parts, which means you could choose to just display the center piece. Yup.
When you're just not bold enough to buy real porn.
Cell Phone Bracelet
Through some sort of wizardry, the "jewels" in this bracelet light up when your cell phone rings. For the hard-of-hearing and those without any concept of what constitutes compound annoyance.
And last but certainly not least...
I'm just glad they used a drawing for this one.